R_PLACE IS A TOLERANT HOMOSEXUAL BAR IN SEATTLE

Fair enough....

I would suggest the bar just down the street post this sign on the front door:

THIS IS A TOLERANT HETEROSEXUAL BAR: 

IF YOU ARE:

-Homosexual you are not welcome

-Black, Asian, or Middle Eastern you are not welcome.

-Muslim or Atheist you are not welcome.

-Communist, Socialist, Fascist, Progressive, Liberal, or Collectivist you are not welcome.

-Member of the Democrat Party or Union member you are not welcome.

An asshole who pretends to be anything other than a White Christian Straight Republican Capitalist Tea Party Member in order to gain admission and start trouble you run the risk of being sliced and diced!